Sunday, December 16, 2007

Time Flies








































Where has the year gone? As you can see, I finally got some pictures of Robely's horror Christmas village up and running.

Post BGG.con has been busy for me. Time spent vacationing with my pop in Oklahoma for Thanksgiving and the week afterwards.

Also, over Thanksgiving my grandmother took a turn for the worse and passed away this past week. Not an event I want to discuss in this forum or at this juncture. But I did manage a trip out to North Carolina to see here before the end.

Between those events and the warm weather it was hard to believe it was nearing Christmas. But now that I have had time to finish my gift shopping and get back to my normal routine, the holiday is nearly upon us. Well that and the near freezing tempatures have finally arrived. No snow or ice yet, but our Northern destinations have been hit hard, thus maybe delaying our Christmas.

Luckily, my understanding Robely has been here to help me through it all and tonight she actually went out and gamed with me. Baker, Penguino met us over at Tommy's along with some friends of Tommy's wife. We got in three games and Robely won two and seemed have a good time.

So far the holiday season has been good to me. I got two games from my BGG secret Santa (Blue Moon City and the Twilight Imperium expansion) and also got Settlers of the Stone Age from our Dallasgames exchange. I am one of those that really likes to give gifts at Christmas though (much to Robely's dismay) and look forward to the big family bash next weekend.

Have a safe and Happy Holiday!

Sunday, November 18, 2007

BGG.con recovery

Wow, Thanksgiving and BGG.con in the span of a week. Quite a lot of activity for an old hermit like me.(hehe)

I went into this year's con with a little trepidation for I had jumped feet first into a math trade and screwed up so that I received four copies of Hollywood Blockbuster. But it all worked out in the end, now I have some of my Christmas shopping done.

I started off Thursday morning early and hopped into line for registration. Even though registration did not open until 10, people were queuing up. Each registrant gets to choose a door prize from one of two tables when they get their badge, being on of the first gives you a better choice of prizes. While in line I hung out with Quinn, another local, and made the acquaintance of Mark, who had made the trek with his wife from San Diego. Our conservations helped pass the time and soon I found myself at the prize table deciding if I wanted Yspahan or Colosseum. Yspahan finally won out, but I changed my mind several times before I finally walked away.

As with the first two BGG.cons I soon found myself playing a game with TK. I think it is quickly becoming a tradition. Right off the bat we got into a meaty game of Starcraft. It was my first time out that, but luckily I wasn't alone. Strangely enough all the players ended up being local gamers. This ended up being my MO for most of the con. But then again there seemed to be a lot of local people present, some of which I hadn't met before.

One of the great things about this years con, was that I knew so many people that I rarely had any down time. If I looked like I was wanting for a game someone I knew grabbed me for a game or a meal. And other than Carl P, I never ate a meal with the same person. Kind of odd to me, but it provided for a varied weekend. In addition it gave me time to catch up with a lot of people that I don't get to see enough (even though they all live locally)

Some of the other highlights of Thursday:
Moai (with Mckenzie, Eddie, Shane and his bro Jon) much more than I thought it would be. Who knew Easter Island could be so vicious

Dinner at Champ's (with Eddie, Mckenzie, and Christy)- really just an overpriced sports bar, but the food wasn't bad

A prototype game with Shane and Jon designed by another local, Tony A. I'm not too much on prototypes, but this one grew on me quickly. Well that and it was one of the few I won all weekend.

Air Baron (with Allen, Eddie, Christy, Quinn) one I got to teach, though I was a little rusty. The best part was realizing I had won the first prize giveaway (Can't Stop) of the con. Engrossed in the game, I was giving the drawing little attention (I usually never win anything) and then realized I had won, without know what I had won. Cool really. I guess it falls along those lines of "a watched pot never boils".

Clash of the Gladiators- I managed to work this game at the end of every night. Not much thought involved, lots of dice and plenty of trash talking.

Friday
Friday morning came awfully early. TK took Herkum's spot as my roommate and is one of those people who maintains his schedule no matter what. 7 am every morning, no alarm clock needed. I'm the type that does not sleep too soundly in hotel rooms, so every morning I was up and at 'em every morning when I heard the door close. After a breakfast bar and a cup or two of coffee I was ready for some more gaming.
I started off with another game of Starcraft with TK and a few other locals (I think Starcraft took up most of TK's time this weekend).
Afterwards it was lunch with Carl P and Troy at the hotel bar.
Then to wander through the vendor's displays where I ended up sitting down to a game of Oregon with Melby, Steven and Mark, taught to us by none other than Jay Tummelson, the head of Rio Grande. I'm guessing Melby had been there awhile because Jay picked on him mercilessly. Again another game that surprised me through its play. I certainly look forward to trying this one out again.
Next I got into Lunatix Loop with Michelle. Probably the only game I played with non locals, though I knew Michelle from Prezcon, Play and the previous BGG.con. The game I didn't really care for. It seemed more of a kid's luck driven race game, but at least I had good company for the game.

It was also Friedemann Friese day. He was the guest of honor at the con and was amazingly accessible and friendly. I managed getting a picture with him (shown above) and played his Power Grid and Felix. I also managed to get in a game of Hollywood Blockbuster (seemed fitting since I got copies out of the math trade) and of course finished the night off with Clash of the Gladiators.

For dinner I somehow ended up going out with Trimmer 2, Alex and Alex's wife. We ended up at Ifritelli's, which was a pretty decent Italian restaurant. It turns out Alex and his wife are big into Kingdom of Loathing, which Robely has recently been sucked into, so I was happy to pass on their info to her. Which brought up another thing I noticed. All the women I gamed with or talked to to wanted to know the whereabouts of Robely. Some of them had not even met her. Just mad me wonder what kind of stories I've been telling her to pique so much interest. Maybe I can convince her to join us at the next DGM or next year's con.

It is something I find kind of strange. I guess it is a difference in our upbringing. My stepfather and mother were always social people and we always had people over at the house or were going to someone else's house. As such I am used to interacting with a lot of people and having a large circle of people I call friends. Robely is sort of the antithesis of that. She grew up in an older household surrounded by family and not used to having many friends. That being said, she is the first one that wants to go out and do things (museums, plays, concerts, etc) whereas I would rather stay at home and read, watch a movie or hide from the world. Go figure. She and I recently had that conversation regarding vacations. She wants to go to exotic places and do thing and I would rather go places and see friends and/or family.

Saturday

The big day of the con, when all the real excitement happens. Ok, maybe I exaggerate a bit, but it was a full day with the flea market and the math trade. Both were a success for me. I was able to clear out a large part of my heroscape collection and a few of my extra mechwarrior boosters.
The math trade went without a hitch as well, finding me doing my and Tommy's trades.

Afterwards I got into a game from Robely's college days, but I had never heard of. Tales of Arabian Nights (with Coon, J, Quinn and Giles). I was told that Z-Man is going to reprint this classic. It definitely showed some promise but was definitely, imho, unpolished. Though it is a good hybrid between rpgs and boardgames.

I also got in a game of Agricola. This was all the rage of the con and on BGG as well. I just didn't get the hype. I found it mediocre and long for what it was. I think the hype is because it is new. But what do I know? eh-'nuff said.
I also got in In the Year of the Dragon. Another new release which I found a pleasant surprise. I was warned beforehand that it is a game of "crisis management" but I quickly found you need some forethought in your planning as well. Definitely looking forward to try it again.

And of course I completed the night with Clash of the Gladiators. TK joined us for Clash. At this point his lack of sleep was showing. By the end of the game he was a zombie. It was a humorous sight, but I'm sure I was not looking much better.

Sunday
The end of the con, a return to reality. To top off the event I did a little more shopping (and went overboard on the t-shirts) and joined Melby, Steven and Hudson for a game of Ming Dynasty. Only Melby had played before and his experience really showed. I was too tired to really grasp all the rules, but Hudson knew by the end that he hated the game. I wouldn't go that strong, but I definitely will need another rules explanation. Afterwards it was back to my loving wife and spent the rest of the day drooling in front of football.

But soon enough it was time to get back to work and get ready for my Thanksgiving trip to Oklahoma. Can't wait for next year....





Even though I had my camera and my phone, I took no pictures. Instead I have linked to other attendees collections

Captain Caveman's photos

Rozmiarek photos

Evolving's photos

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Robely's birthday

I wish you could have been there last night....
Robely comes dragging into the living room after
playing Kingdom of Loathing and surfing for hours and
tells me she is going to bed.
She suddenly spies her bday presents in the kitchen
and brightens tenfold, exclaiming "presents!".
She begs to open one early and I tell her she has to
open the one from Eggroll, Rufus and I first.

"oh my lord, oh my lord oh my lord" she keeps chanting
as she unwraps the paper.

Inside is her new Cthulhu for her Christmas village.
It takes her 5 minutes to get the box open and then
another 20 minutes to get it out of the package (lots
of tie downs), all the while she is chortling like a
kitten with a ball of string. ("It even has cultists!")

hehe. I'll post pictures when she gets it set up

After work we met up with Joel and CC for dinner at Kalachanji's
, a combination Indian restaurant and temple. It was the first time Joel and I had been there and we were a bit skeptical (especially about the neighbiorhood). It has a really cool dining courtyard and afterwards we were treated to the sounds of the chanting going on in the temple prayer service. They even have a gift shop! I was dissappointed that I couldn't find anyhting Kali related or the Kama Sutra coloring book though.

Tomorrow, I am off to BGG con and still have much to do....

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Icons dashed

Ahhhhh! I don't know which I find more horrifying- that my hero Bruce is doing commercials (guess his book sales were down) or that they have turned "Hungry Like the Wolf" into a lounge song.

At least it isn't Paul Anka doing "Smells Like Teen Spirit"

Curse you reality!

Saturday, November 3, 2007

Online Gaming

Recently, Robely and I have been sucked into an online game called Duels. It is what I call a "background game". You create a character and follow some quests (which teach you the game) and then you fight against other players (you click on their avatar and challenge them and the computer does a little logarithm to tell you who is better)

The game is broken into skirmishes and duels. Duels count against a permanent record and give you good rewards, win or lose. But the challengee has to respond. Skirmishes are you practicing against someone and need nothing from the person you offer to skirmish against. So, just by having the game on in the background, you can earn experience while other players skirmish your character- hence the term "background game".

The real challenge to this game is determining how to allocate your skill points and and min-maxing the equipment load you can carry.

Oh, and did I mention it is free? Shameless plug- if you sign up enter Gregok or JadeFox in the refferal field to help Robely and I earn merit badges.

Warcraft:


Thus far I have managed to avoid Warcraft and Evercrack for several reasons: a) I am somewhat of a cheapskate (having no money for a long time does that to you, b) my pc probably couldn't handle it (considering it crashes sometimes on CIV IV and Diablo II), and lastly c) short term OBSESSIVENESS. I know I have an an addictive personality and I would be sucked in and would turn into one of the many zombies I used to know, with no social life and no sleep schedule. Plus I would get impatient and spend lots of money which goes against a
BAD, Bad. My foray into Puzzle Pirates and Star Chamber has shown me the folly of my ways.
Even on Duels, I have already spent real money, but I can spare 20$ now and then. And a month later I probably will have forgotten about the game.

Originally I sent out a post on my 360 page exclaiming about Duels and received a list of other background games I should try. It looks like I'll have a full week- hmm maybe I can call in sick to work.......

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Gaming Hall of Fame

It's that time of year when our illustrious default leader takes the time to compile all of our top 10 lists and prods us into voting which game should the Dallas gamers hall of fame.

The rest is quoted from TK's email:


To be eligible for our Hall of Fame, a game must meet these criteria:
1) It must have appeared on at least 2 "group" Top 10 lists, and 2) it
must have been published at least 5 years before the current year.

Advanced Civilization
1991

Age of Steam
2002

Cosmic Encounter
1977

Formula De'
1991

Napoleonic Wars
2002

Puerto Rico
2002

Robo-Rally
1994

Tikal
1999

Web of Power
2000


Each year, we choose (AT MOST) 1 game to induct into our Hall of Fame.
We use the 'Single Transferable Vote' method, much like "Counter"
magazine uses for their HOF. This method has 2 great advantages:
everyone submits only ONE list, and "re-votes" to break ties are
virtually eliminated.



Advanced Civ is by far and away my most obvious choice this year. In a tier by itself really.

Then comes Web of Power and Puerto Rico. The remaining choices I left as 'non worthy'. I can not stomach Age of Steam nor Tikal, but that's just me

Thursday, November 1, 2007

Yak-shaving

Thanks to Mischa for pointing the "official" term for this phenomenon.

Yak-shaving

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Top Gear

I have to stop watching this show. Every time I watch BBC's Top Gear I find a new car that I want, only to realize it is nowhere near what I could afford in my lifetime.

Sigh...
Enjoy the fastest car on Earth

Bugatti Veyron On Top Gear - Awesome video clips here

Randall Scramble 2007



While I'm not an avid golfer, I do like to play in an annual tournament that one of my co-workers runs (and I get credit/blame for the name)
The scramble format is each team has four players and you play from the best shot of one of the four players. We started in 1999 and it was a simple collection of guys looking to have fun. Over the years it has been fun to watch it expand through word of mouth and see some of the serious golfers out there.

This year, however, my team fell apart before we even got to the gate and the organizer begged me to show up and be his photographer. This year he introduced a "trick hole" and a "ball girl" to hand out prizes and pose with the teams.

See some photos

Thursday, October 18, 2007

The new plague

With all the talk of the pandemic "super flu" that is going to kill us all in the next few years. These stories of a "superbug" strain of staph made me sit up and take notice:

Garland Firefighter

Virginia Schools closed


And lastly, Staph infections kill more than AIDS

A coworker's son had a scare with it last year. Apparently high school football fields are rife with the stuff and any "turf burn" or open wounds is enough for this bug to get in. Hospitals are another great place to catch staph infections, but nowhere is really safe.

As with most other diseases we have been throwing drugs at, I guess it is not surprising that a drug resistant strain has appeared. And to make it even scarier it can travel between all warm blooded animals.

for more info

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Fed Ex Terrorism



I don't know what it is about Fed Ex and DFW, but this seems like the third crash of one of their trucks in the area in the past year (one I can't find)
Today:


FedEx truck crash scatters parcels north of Fort Worth

October 2006:

Truck's trailer slides off 75-Bush interchange



Maybe someone is targeting their trucks. Maybe Santa is mad at the competition. Or maybe their drivers just need to slow down. Imagine having to pick up all those packages....

Friday, September 21, 2007

PATU


So, I was watching the news at lunch yesterday and saw that this PETA commercial had been banned in Houston for being too racy.

Personally I don't think it is any more racy than something you would see on regular tv, but that's just me.
I'm more concerned that PETA is making commercials to show in Texas. I understand the whole concept behind their "nude advertising" but really they are kidding themselves. Once a guy sees a decent looking nude woman, he is going to forget whatever thing it is supposed to be advertising.

PETA, to me is just as bad as the moral majority! If that's the way you want to live your life and kill your children, that's ok with me. Just don't start preaching it to me. It kind of makes me want to have literature from both sides that I can out when the other side hands me a pamphlet. I can see it now:

Missionary Volunteer: "Do you accept Jebus as your lord and Savior?"
Me: " MEAT IS MURDER!!!!" and then splash said crusader with pig's blood

Anyway, it got me thinking of doing a parody of PETA and calling it PATU

Putting
Animals
To
Use


For the first bit I would climb out of the pool naked like Ms. Silverstone and then pick up a cat or pomeranian to use as a towel.

The second idea was a bit more involved, but would play on some other environmental aspects, like instead of using cars for transport we could harness cats and dogs to our vehicles and help cut down the smog. Or instead of making luggage out of animal skins we could use human skins. And then, of course, there would have to be something along the lines of Soylent Green.

I think Robely is going to put me back in the padded room now......

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Boogie Fever

This past weekend Robely an I went to a dance recital for my friend's daughter. Now, when he first invited me to an "Indian dance recital" I was thinking in Western terms of a bunch of little kids doing a demonstration of tap or jazz dance. The kind of stuff I watched my sister do when I was younger, but the Indian version.

It turns out I was way off the mark.

First off, Ram's daughter is not as young as I thought she would be, in fact she is a high school student. Secondly there was no class, only the one dancer.

In the tradition she learned under, once the dancer reaches a certain point the guru allows the student to perform a show for an audience of friends and family. It is almost like a rite of passage, as well as an endurance test for the dancer, as she performed for the better part of four hours.

The dance started off with the dancer, Jay, performing a dance in thanks to the musicians, audience, God and her guru. The second dance illustrated her mastery of the basic moves.

There was quite a crowd, with people coming from Kansas and Atlanta pointed out to me, and by the end Ram was beaming like a proud Papa. We mingled with the crowd during the intermission and had Samosas (the Indian chimichanga) and coffee.

After the intermission, there were several other dances, that seemed to increase in complexity, culminating in another dance praising God, the musicians, her guru and the audience. Followed by a presentation of gifts to all those involved and some words by the parents. The audience was given gifts as well, a small bag of Indian sweets and a small icon of Ganesh. In between the dances, there was a moderator who would give a great explanation of the dance to come and some history behind the chosen piece.

I've included a sample from my camera, which I was quite pleased with (being my first foray into video with it). My only regret is that it does not fully capture the complex facial movements involved in the dances.

Dusty and Stell were at the show as well and afterwards we decided to grab some dinner. We ended up at Avocado Roll n' Sushi. The first time I went here, I kind of formed a snobbish opinion of the place. I have gotten tired of these "fusion" restaurants like Pei Wei and PF Changs, where they seem to so Westernize the food that it is about like what you can find in the freezer section of any grocery store. Overpriced, bland food served in a forced nouvaeu chic atmosphere. But Stell summed it up best, when I remarked that I thought the sushi was below average. (All of the items seem to have avocado and cucumber). She pointed out that you don't go there for sushi, you go there for the sushi rolls, and in that class there are few better.

Monday, September 10, 2007

Morals Police in the Airport

Too hot for flight


Mon, 10 September 2007
In what seems a story coming from Iran rather than the US, the land of the brave and free, an American woman was kicked out of a plane because her dress is too revealing.

The woman went on TV to prove her point, that she wasn't dressed "inappropriately", how SouthWest airline put it.

Ebbert, 23, told the Today Show's Matt Lauer that an airline employee asked her to come up to the front of the plane just before the crew closed the plane's doors.

"He told me, 'I'm sorry but you're going to have to catch a later flight because you are dressed inappropriately, this is a family airline and you are too provocative to fly on this flight'," Ebbert said. "I said, 'What part is it? The shirt? The skirt? Which part?' He said, 'the whole thing.'"

Ebbert said she was on a day trip from San Diego to Tucson for a doctor's appointment and had no luggage, so she had nothing to change into. She was allowed to stay on the flight, she said, after agreeing to pull up her tank top and pull down her skirt.

Ebbert wore the same outfit on the Today Show that she was wearing at the time of the incident, she said.

SouthWest in a statement said that they have acted as regulated in the procedure.

--Malta Star


I find this whole affair a bit disturbing. I remember as a kid, you went to the airport somewhat dressed up. With 9/11 and all the new security rigamarole and the growth of American laziness attitudes have changed. Many times I have seen passengers in sweat pants and t-shirts. This woman is "dressed to the nines" compared to others I've seen in the airport.

Somehow, I don't think we are getting the whole story

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

CHUPACABRA lives!


Roadkill in Cuero breathes life into legend of creature

The Associated Press


The Associated Press/Eric Gay
Phylis Canion holds the head of what she is calling a chupacabra. She found the strange animal dead on a road.

CUERO -- Phylis Canion lived in Africa for four years. She has been a hunter all her life and has the mounted heads of a zebra and other exotic animals in her house to prove it.

But the roadkill she found last month outside of her ranch was a new one even for her, worth putting in a freezer hidden from curious onlookers: Canion believes she may have the head of the mythical bloodsucking chupacabra.

"It is one ugly creature," Canion said, holding the head of the mammal with big ears, large fanged teeth and grayish-blue, mostly hairless skin.

Canion and some of her neighbors discovered the 40-pound bodies of three of the animals over four days in July outside her ranch in Cuero, 90 miles southeast of San Antonio. Canion said she saved the head of the one she found so she can get to get to the bottom of its ancestry through DNA testing.

She suspects, as have many rural denizens over the years, that the chupacabra may have killed up to 26 of her chickens in the last couple of years.

What tipped Canion to the possibility that this was no ugly coyote, but perhaps the legendary creature, is that the chickens weren't eaten or carried off -- all the blood was drained from them, she said.

Chupacabra means "goat sucker" in Spanish.

But what folks are calling a chupacabra is probably just a strange dog, said veterinarian Travis Schaar of the Main Street Animal Hospital in nearby Victoria.

Canion's site

Saturday, August 18, 2007

Ron Paul 08




Robely and I finally found a political candidate we can agree on. We heard him briefly on NPR's "Wait, Wait Don't Tell Me" and after a little research seems to be the candidate to back.

Not that I think he stands a snowball's chance in Texas, but go Ron Paul!
Any man that can bring together hippies and the NRA gets my vote!



Wednesday, August 1, 2007

In response to Harry Potter

I'd like to take this moment to answer a bit of fan mail I received.
I won't repeat the whole letter but just answer some of the questions
:

Yes I have read the latest Harry Potter book and yes, my wife looks slightly like an older fatter Potter (in the films) especially if you have been drinking.

But no, we were married before I saw the first movie and NO,NO, No I will not carve a lightning bolt on her forehead and post pictures of her naked.

We now return you to scheduled programming..................

Monday, July 23, 2007

Dallas Games Marathon

This weekend was mostly about fun! Except for fighting traffic Friday night to get downtown and having some car issues Saturday, I had a blast playing a ton of games, meeting new people and enjoying the camraderie. My buddy KA was able to provide plenty of space in his old warehouse office building and the entry fee covered snacks and drinks.
Ernie and his shop Lo Tech games provided some door prizes and Carl, Rebecca and Jeff provided some manpower.

I can't say I really won many games (I think maybe two over both days) but that's besides the point. Along with games there was a flea market (where I unloaded a few things) and the door prize raffle. Everyone seemed to enjoy themselves and even my car battery dying late Saturday night was not enough to spoil it for me.

They want to do it every month, which might be a little much, but we'll see.

My euphoria crash came today when I had to go to the dentist early in the morning, followed by a day at work. To top it off, it seem my neighbor has hit our fence again (with his car). I didn't mind so much last time, but we just got this one! (and as Robely says, it cost half a Kia) He took a big chunk of wood off the corner, but the fence (and it's reinforced concrete pole) fought back, as I found bits and pieces of his tail light cover all over the yard.

I know the people next door are renting (as we discovered through the tax rolls) and as I mentioned before it's the second time they've hit it. Along with all the beer bottles and trash we have found scattered in our yard, I'm thinking we might have to tell their land lady.

*Sigh* sometimes I really hate Mondays

Monday, July 16, 2007

Weird Al takes Garland!


Weird Al


My friend KA is a Weird Al fanatic and this weekend Weird Al was in town and playing at a venue close to my house. His normal fellow fanatics were otherwise occupied, and so he offered me a ticket. On the floor center section- awesome seats! Especially for the small arena we were in.

KA and I started off with dinner at Cristina's, accompanied by a few margaritas and then headed over to the concert where we met up with Allen and his wife.

Weird Al has always been on the edge of my radar, with his wacky covers, his cult classic film UHF and references to him in the Simpsons and other media. I was not sure what to expect. I certainly was not expecting them to open the concert with the "Chicken Dance" which quickly segwayed into a vignette of bits of covers of popular songs and an explosion of streamers.

First off, he has changed his image. Gone are the glasses and mustache and goatee. In addition he seems to have lost some weight and it really gives his face a chiseled haunted look more reminiscent of Alice Cooper than the jovial Al I remember. On some songs it was somewhat scary.

But it was an incredibly produced show. In between songs there were comic interviews with Al and musicians on the screen over the stage (where he took an existing interview and changed the questions). Also between songs they had costume changes to match the band they were parodying.

But I knew I was in over my head when he did his cover of Don McLean's "Bye Bye American Pie" ("Hey, hey Anakin Guy"). The band was dressed like Jedi's and most of the audience starting waving cell phones and singing along. I really had to strangle the urge to scream out "Freebird". I probably would have been pummelled by fake lightsabers by the audience.
Some of the other songs he did:
"Pretty Fly for a Rabbi"
"Albuqueque"
"It's all About the Pentiums"

"Bob" (a song where all the verses are palindromes)
"Canadian Idiot"
"Weasel Stomping Day"

"Wanna B UR Lovr"

And a whole lot more. I definitely recommend his show if you get a chance

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Play 2007




My good friend Scott has just made tenure (hooray Scott!) Anyway, in his tenure quest Scott travelled over the world in an effort to make his name known in the academic world and in the course of his travels he always managed to find people to game with in whatever city he was in.

Setting some roots in upstate NY, Scott decided to gather some of the cool people to him for weekends of games. We made our first appearance last year and reattended this year and had a blast. As I get older, I find air travel less appealing. The planes seem to get smaller and the waiting times and inconveniences seem to grow. So, Robely and I were not in the best of moods when we arrived. After a quick lunch and a few cigareetes, at least I was in a better mood. At least in a mood to present myself and the Robely to the hotel.

Poker
Saturday night seems to quickly becoming a tradition for these events to have a poker tournament. I was hesitant about joining, as I usually stink in tournaments. I get too excited and play off the cuff and bleed myself out of chips quickly. But I managed to get in the mood and settled in to a fun little table. I was matched with Don, Robely, Tamara, Rob, Scott M and another Rob. Tamara giggled like a school girl and was there to have fun, but in the first two hands she was able bust out both Robs and in another few hands busted Don out. Things were looking grim, but Robely took up the charge and quickly relieved Tamara of a chunk of chips. Scott and I sat aside and tried to avoid being collateral damage. Somehow though I was able to drag a few chips out of people and finally bumped Scott out allow Robely, Tamara and myself advance to the big table.

Now it was time to play with the serious players. We joined Larry, Alan and Donna for the finals. Larry clearly had the chip lead and decided to bully us on the first hand (at least I thought he was). The man had a pocket pair of jacks and I had an ace-nine. I figured I'd call his bluff and refuse to be pushed around. Soon, I was all in and as we revealed our cards after the flop I only showed a pair of 9s. It looked like it was all over for me, but then on the river comes my ace. Larry wasn't out but he was hurting. The rest of the tournament went the same way, me making some stupid decisions and getting paid off on the river. Soon that became my new moniker. "River King" and "Fifth Street" were bantied around. The funny thing was that when it came down to the final three, it was Tamara, Robely and myself. I was the clear chip leader and at Alan's urging just started betting without looking at my cards. Soon Tamara was out and Robely was only down to 400 in chips. Robely didn't hold it against to me though as the prize for the tournamnet was a Golden Nacho. Golden Nachos were tickets for a priority drawing off the prize table, so called because they were goldenrod triangular tickets.

Thursday night Robely and I got to see Scott's new house and his partner Ken. They haven't closed yet and it needs some work, but it looks like a really good start. I was especially jealous of the wonderful addition which Scott and Ken will use for a game room (on the bottom) and nifty office (top floor)). Great windows and eventually a wonderful of their lakefront (which is overgrown right now). Afterwards Scott and Ken took us to an interesting Vietnamese restaurant. It was different from any other Vietnamese cuisine I've had before but not in a bad way.

By the time we returned to the hotel it was getting late, but Don was game for teaching the Great Space Race. I ended up winning this one by being the sole survivor after two laps. Then it was off to bed to get ready for some serious gaming on Friday.

Robely woke up early and wandered off to the sites of Syracuse. I dragged out of bed and headed down to breakfast alosn, but found Ken B. and had a decent meal and conversation. With 3 cups of coffee in me and a full stomach it was off to gaming.
I started off with Age of Empires III with Ken, Erin and Ian. Erin beat Ian out by a small margin. So far, the only time I have seen the capital building strategy fail, so maybe there is hope.

Then it was off to try Scott's prototype with Don, Michelle and Don. A stock market game that I somehow managed to win. I can't wait for it to get published as I want to try and figure out what I was doing right :)

Then I was kidnapped (not really) by Don and McBeth for a day of piratey themed games:
Lords of the Spanish Main (Scott, Don and Mcbeth)- I didn't really care for it. The rules seemed a little fuzzy and it started off really slow. We gave up after a couple of hours.
Hispaniola (Scott, Don, Mcbeth and Robely)- one I introduced and that was not well received. Basically a trick taking game with a little board play based on the tricks played. Scott slaughtered us.
Caribbean (Don and Mcbeth)- Don brutalized us in this blind bidding game, but now I know some of the strategies, I could give him a challenge.
Jolly Roger (Don and Mcbeth)- another simple tricktaking game with a piratey theme. Mcbeth managed to stay awake long enough to this one.

At this point Don and I checked in with Robely (who was sick most of the weekend). Robely and I congratulated on his graduation and gave him his presents. I was going to join them and Connie for dinner, but ended getting roped into the ice breaker. After establishing teams, we set off to complete the task Scott set for us, which consisted of five people each holding a length of rope in one long chain and attempting to tie a not in one of the center ropes, without letting go. Harder than it sounds and my team certainly didn't win, but we all had fun trying and scared a few passerby I'm sure.

Winds of Plunder (Michelle and Mcbeth)- Don gave us the rundown on this one before running off to dinner. A great influence game with five different area to control. Additional card play keeps the game from getting too predictable.
Perikles (Mcbeth, Michelle and Scott M)- Not a pirate game (unless you count the Persians), but one that I was requested to teach. Michelle caught on fast and managed to pull out the win 7 points ahead of Scott M.

Saturday came and went in a blur. The morning kicked off with Scott's flea market. Where Scott tries to clean out his overflowing closets. He wasn't alone and I managed to pick up a copy of the German version of Funny Friends.


Revolution: The Dutch Revolt (Mcbeth as the Reformers, Jeremy as the Burghers, Michelle as the Hapsburgs and myself as the Catholics)- I was hoping to get in a five player, but no such luck. Another game I was asked to teach and one which I relish. I had my best game ever, but Michelle caught on quick again and beat me by half a point (15.5). The Burghers and Reformers never really got off the ground- maybe next time.
Dschamal (Scott and Jen)- One of those dexterity games, actually an assortment of games. The first game involved the three of digging our hands into a bag and attempt to pull out a correct piece for set building. The second game involved only two people digging their hands in and trying to find the right piece for their tower.

After the poker tourney, I got in a game of Lowenherz (Robely, Ron and Larry)- It has been a while since I played this one. We all thought Ron was winning until someone pointed out Robely's sneaky strategy. I ended up acting as the dupe and thwarting both Ron and Robely giving Larry the win. I definitely need to play this one more often.

For the last game of the night Michelle and I got Evan to teach us one of Alan Moon's prototypes. 'nuff said.

Sunday came bright and too early. Robely had to get up early than I to conclude her secret contest and ride herd on 16 gamers.

I managed to get in two games of Tier auf Tier (with Evan, Scott M and Tamara) before I got busy checking us out of the hotel. I managed to get back just in time for the prize table and wrapup. Robely ran and hid, so as to not have to take a game home, but I stuck around and managed to get a shrinkwrapped copy of Age of Empires III (which hopefully Don will mail back to me).

The rest of the trip was fairly uneventful, fighting through airport security (aka Syracuse gestappo) and performing contortionist act is our plane seats for 3 hours. Other than that I look forward to seeing everyone next year and doing it again.

To see some pictures

Saturday, June 2, 2007

Hobby Madness

On Board Wargaming: North Texas Wargamers Gameday

I had originally planned on doing some OT at work today, but Troy threw down the gauntlet and offered up a Bloodbowl match. I've been slacking off on my league play lately, so I agreed.

It was the Cult of the Shire vs. Argent Rex (Khemri vs. High Elf). Some really bad luck on my part and a good first kickoff event allowed Troy to take dominate the first half. And even though I had four mummies, he was able to limit most of my turns to just standing up my players.

The second half was a bit more balanced and I was able to get one more score in. Troy almost got a third score in, but rolled double ones on a handoff and fumbled the ball to end the game. The Cult suffers their first loss of the season, which isn't too bad as I expected to 2-2 (at best) by this point.

Next Trimmer, Troy and I sat down to Age of Empires III. It has lots of bits and lots of options to play out. The gameplay reminds me of Goa meets Caylus or Pillars of the Earth. Goa because your gameplay and strategies have to adapt to what the other players are doing. Caylus and Pillars because you have to decide how you want to time picking your actions. I felt I did alright for my first time out (especially since Troy and Trimmer played Thursday) and I'm sure I'll be seeing a lot of this game over the coming months.

Thursday, May 31, 2007

Memorial Day weekend

What a long weekend!
My friend Angela came in from Cali to visit. I admit I had some trepidation about the whole trip.

First there was the fact that I never know what to show people to do in Dallas
and
Second I had not seen her in almost ten years.

It's funny, we figured out that we worked together in Cville for about 2 years and haven't seen each other in almost 10. We've kept in touch through emails and phone calls, but just never connected a trip together.

I think part of the reason, was what I was going through during that stage of my life. And after talking this weekend, it seems it was a dark time for both of us, so maybe we helped each other out more than we each think.

Most of the trip seemed to revolve around food. We took her Saturday night to the Brazillian steak house Master Grill (two thumbs up). Afterwards we toodled around Firewheel Mall and ended up having coffee and shopping in Barnes & Noble.

Sunday Robely and Angela went shopping up at the outlet mall, while I stayed home and tallied reports for my Bloodbowl league. Angela wanted Tex-Mex so we tried to go to Dos Banderas downtown, but they shut early on Sunday, so we ended up at Cristina's Mexican Restaurant in Firewheel (also two thumbs up). After dinner we gave her a driving tour of downtown Dallas, which she seemed to enjoy, but her Robely both were wiped out from shopping.

Monday we decided to head up to Durant for the casino (excuse me- Choctaw Entertainment Center). They had a new Star Wars bingo machine. While I was throwing my money away Robely and Angela found some Indian dancing to watch. This made Angela happy, as she had hoped to see "real Indians" at the casino. I guess Robely isn't real enough or something. The two of them also had a blast at the visitor center, planning a future touristy trek through Oklahoma. Come late afternoon we headed back to the Messoplex and stopped for ice cream at Braum's (I swear Robely must get paid to advertise for them!) and dinner at Texas Land Cattle (quickly dropping on my list of places to eat). They also had me stop at the outlet mall so they could do some more shopping and insisted that I get something. (I ended up with two nice shirts from Casual Male- snazzy)

Tuesday was back to work for me, while Robely and Angela went downtown to visit shopping Mecca- Neimann Marcus. They also ran around and did some touristy things. A sad but true point was that Robely took Angela to the JFK memorial and Angela knew nothing about any of it. Oh the folly of youth! I thought everyone had seen Oliver Stone's JFK at least. Well at least Robely provided some edu-macation for her trip. We were kind of undecided for dinner thinking BBQ was about the only thing we left out of the Texas fare. But I think we were pretty much colon stuffed full of meat at this point. So I made the executive decision of Razzoo's (a local Cajun chain). It was adequate, but Angela didn't seem to thrilled (actually she seemed scared) by the place.

After dinner we headed back to the house and Angela and I poured some brandy and really talked. It was a good talk, and sort of a shame it took me three days to open up to this point. And they kept me up too late discussing and saying our goodbyes (luckily Robely took her to the airport at 6 in the morning). So it turned out to be a great trip and look forward to doing it again.

Friday, May 18, 2007

She ran screaming, "Wildflower".....


So for our anniversary this year, Robely and I decided to start the weekend off at the 15th annual Wildflower Festival in Richardson. Tons of bands, foods and a great festival atmosphere.
The original plan was to meet up with some friends from work and go see John Waite and Eddie Money, but upon our arrival I finally looked at the program and changed my mind.

We found great seats off one of the "side stages" and settled in for Fastball, Soul Asylum and Better Than Ezra. Now don't get me wrong, John Waite and Eddie Money are great, but I was in a more rocking mood.

Wonderful shows, and Robely kicked back in her portable easy chair with a couple of Bacardi Mojitos. I think we'll have to mark the calendar for next year.....
Robely wants to go back tomorrow for the Pink Floyd laser show, but we'll see how those mojitos feel in the morning.

Friday, May 11, 2007

Penal Regiment

I just finished reading, The Last True story I'll Ever Tell and was kind of shocked. I had heard an interview with the author before, which led me to the book. What I found shocking was the conditions that these National Guardsman had to put up with and the red tape because they were not considered "professional soldiers". In addition, the length of stay, that outnumbered those of the "professional soldiers" sort of sent my mind reeling. Even now, we here in the media of National Guardsman that have been abroad longer than originally stated.
Another problem that worries me is prison overcrowding. The Dallas County prisons have failed the last three state inspections and their main solution to fix the problem? Release some of the inmates.

Now I think I have come up with a solution that has precedents in history. Let's offer those in prison the chance to enlist! We know the armed forces have been lowering their standards in order to meet recruiting goals, so why not send recruiters into the prisons?
Currently prisoners are a drain on society and produce little benefit other than cleaner roads.

However, if we were to allow these men and women the chance to really earn their keep and excercise their patriotism, we might see some positive results. Prisoners could be given the chance to work off their sentence in the armed forces (special penal battalions or regiments) and in the process, hopefully gain useful skills and socialization. An added bonus would be to transfer the economic strain of prisoners upkeep from the states to the federal government.

I'm not speaking a carte blanche amnesty. The recruiters would still have a say over who is allowed in and they would still be required to pass the standard admittance procedures. Whether to arm them or use them as support personnel is best left up to the joint chiefs.

We've already got gangs going into the military, let's give the rest of the prisoners a chance.

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

another wtf moment

I'm not sure what to say about this one....
From KXMB CBS12
Canadians Want To Put Big Foot On The Endangered Species List

May 7 2007 12:00AM
http://sayanythingblog.com/index.php

Crazy Canucks...

The reason Bigfoot is not often seen is not just because he is shy, but also because he is an endangered species, according to a Canadian MP.

Mike Lake has called for the Sasquatch to be protected under Canada’s species at risk act, alongside Blue Whales, Whooping Cranes and Red Mulberry trees.

His petition, which has been signed by more than 500 of his constituents and will be presented to parliament this week, reads: “The debate over their (Bigfoot’s) existence is moot in the circumstance of their tenuous hold on merely existing. Therefore, the petitioners request the House of Commons to establish immediate, comprehensive legislation to affect immediate protection of Bigfoot.”

Sounds sort of like the global warming situation to me. Anthropogenic global warming is a hypothesis, at best, with so many holes and loose ends that we don’t know if the globe is getting warmer because of GMC Yukons or simply because we’ve been exiting an ice age for the past 10,000 years or so. Yet still the global warming zealots want all sorts of legislation based on the idea that a) global warming is absolutely caused by human activity and b) any sort of changes to our activity can stop it.

It’s madness.

Groannnn



Dork Tower, Monday, April 23

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Police and Ivory

In my dream I was a police officer. Sort of. I had an id card with a badge on one side and my picture and name on the other, more of an honorary thing. Oh, and I was mentally challenged.
The prologue of the dream was flashbacks of me growing up in a house where the man of the house (father?) was a police man and whenever he arrived home I would scamper to him to hear tales of the cases he had done that day.
At this point I was in high school and took my job as a n honorary police officer seriously by patrolling the local mall for shoplifters. The dream shifted between third and first person perspectives, granting almost that movie like feel. I got the feeling it was a small community and that most of the merchants knew me. I ws tall and bulky for my age, built like a policeman usually is.
I was wandering through a a department store when a short scruffy man bumped into me. I apologized and continued on. It was then I realized he was following me through the store.I rounded a display corner and jumped into a rack of clothes and watched the scruffy man pass me, but I had the feeling he still knew where I was, even though he continued on. He gave me the heebie jeebies and I decided to go back in the opposite direction. The aisles kept getting smaller and soon I had to switch aisles or risk knocking over displays. This brought me to the CD and record collection, where two men were having a theological discussion. One man finally pulled out a card and presented it to the other man with an invitation to accept Jesus. Once the first man was gone, the second one looked at me like the first man was a nut job and recapped some of their conversation. I had to agree that the first man was indeed a nut case.
Later I found myself at a small police station wher I was receiving wonderful news. The captain/sheriff was telling me that she had gotten me a job. I immediately was excited and started with demands like a child for an office and a gun and a uniform and a holster and blah, blah. She slowed me down and burst my bubble.
"You know my budget is tight and the county wouldn't let me hire you on as an officer. Instead you are an analyst. You do not get a gun but you can have a desk in the loft upstairs. And you get a real badge"
At this point I helped another officer carry all sorts of boxes and supplies upstairs to my "office" actually more of a storage space. I was still excited and was trying to grab my supplies from the bottom of each stack causing much chaos and mess, while the other officer tried to keep it from total anarchy. The sheriff yelled at me and started giving me a lecture on patience. It was at this point, I realized she was talking to me like one would a small child and in fact this was how everyone treated me. But something in my mind had changed. I had finally reached my purpose and it seemed like my brain was operating on a whole new level.
Another flashback occurred of me turning some stolen items into the Sheriff. They were ornately carved ivory spoons with, each with a jade animal figure no bigger than your thumb. They could be put together with the corresponding spoon to make a beautiful ivory and jade diorama. I remember the Sheriff being ecstatic about these items when I turned them into her and she even had an auction catalog or picture book showing them.
In a quiet moment, I went back to the Sheriff's desk to find that catalog. In my new state of mind, I realized these were priceless artifacts that somehow were being smuggled through the country and that my Sheriff was a middle man/woman. They counted on me to catch the "shoplifters" and confiscate the evidence and turn it over to her.
At some point I confiscated the remaining set of spoons and confronted the Sheriff with my belief. She started talking to me like a child again and I pulled a gun on her. She was shocked but only momentarily.
"Do you think I'm too stupid to buy bullets?" I asked. "Now we'll sit and wait. I made some phone calls and pretty soon the FBI will be here to look over these spoons and see if they are real"

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Shocking Headlines

Ok, You gotta love the Onion:

Monday, April 16, 2007

College Redeux

I was going back to college, but unlike some of my other dreams along this vein, I wasn't stressed about dorm life
or being the "old man". Instead I met my roommate; moved in without a hitch and headed off to class. It was after I
left the building and was halfway to the campus quad/market that I realized I wasn't sure of my room number or even
the building I lived in, but oh well, press on!
Walking through the college market/quad was like walking through a collage of my life. It was peopled with many from
my past and I carefully avoided eye contact or greetings. I'm not sure if this was because of a fear they wouldn't
remember me or a fear of their revulsion at what I have become.
I made my way up to a high terrace that looked over/into a courtyard and adjacent classrooms. There I found my
friend Scott. He was auditing courses from his perch using an electronic ear to hear what was going on in the
classroom and video monitors to view the professors and chalkboards. He kind of chuckled and explained to me that
one lecture that he wanted to observe turned out to be sort of a bust from his vantage point. The problem was that
the class was more of a computer lab and the "lecture" was taking place in some online forums and chat sessions, so
when he pointed the ear on the room all he could hear was the clattering of keyboards.
At this point the Dean of the school stopped by to converse with Scott and compare notes and she dismissed me with a
"don't you have class?" I realized I indeed have a class and was in danger of being late. I hurried to the room to
find it almost full.
At this point came a moment of panic. What am I doing back in school? What am I doing in this class? What am I
studying? What is this class? I do not remember what the class was only that I spent more time getting to know the
people around me than the paying attention to the lecture. There was a young couple that stood out because we also
shared my next class and we really seem to hit it off.
As the class dismissed I found myself having to cross the campus to get to my next lecture. I wandered down a hill,
where all paths seem to converge on the quad/marlet again. This time on my way through I openly greeted those people
from my past. Charlotte, Jill, and mnay others. At the bottom of the hill and the quad there was construction in
progress. WHere there would normally be stairs, it was a wall of wood that you had to pull yourself up onto and
continue on the path. I watched several people and tried to follow suit. I was unable to make the climb try as I
might. I heard some grumbling from people around me about why we had to put up with this and I agreed. I spotted a
construction site nearby that had many cinder block that could easliy be used to form a staircase and mentioned it
to people. Soon a mob was following me in that direction and after scaring off the contractors we were able to get
bricks and cinderblock to build a rudimentary staircase. I hadn't meant to start a mob, it just sort of formed
around me and took on a life of its own.
I finally reached my next class a found a seat next to the couple from earlier. The class was the study of pysche in
determining costume choices, but apparently only half of us were aware of that fact. The other half seemed to think
it was a costume party, and when the professor announced for the costumed half to stand it was like being thrown
into a wild party. The couple and I chuckled and pointed out amusing individuals to each other. After a short time
the costumed ones left and the professor began to lecture on what makes people choose their costumes and the ideas
behind superhero costumes.
But I was unable to focus, the guy next to me (from the couple) was drawing my attention to a gaming book he had and
was adamant about me reading two pages. His wife just rolled her eyes and nodded for me to humor him. At first I
looked over the book and felt I recognized the author but couldn't figure out why and kept drawing reference to my
open text book. As I finally began to read the indicated passages the story drew me in and turned into an animated
scene. It was a about a giant who was wandering around. He wanted to smash things and had a club that would flame to
cause more damage, but once he got it swinging he it would not stay hard enough to smash anything. In the end the
giant wandered through the hamlet, impotent with his flailing club and ended up becoming a charred statue.
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Later I found myself reclining on a bed trying to study with the wife of the couple (we'll call her Julie) studying
with me. Soon I noticed she was no longer studying but nibbling on my ear and neck. I turned inward and met her
kisses and we fell into a passionate lip lock. I pulled away and asked "what about your husband? You know I am
married. Are you sure that this is what you want?"Julie hesitated, took a deep breath and replied "yes, this is what I want"We fell to kissing and groping again and once again I broke the embrace, for this time another woman I had noticed
through out the day had walked into the room."What's going on?" she asked with a devillish grin. She was a stunning raven hair beuty and from the look in her
eyes I could tell she had only one thing on her mind."There is room for one more" I said half jokingly and I slid over to the center of the bed and patted beside me. I
looked over at Julie, who had slipped off her clothes and was under the sheets, her eyes glittering with glee."Can you get it up twice?" Raven asked as she slid into bed with us, her clothes slipping to the floor with ease.I took them in with my fingers and my mouth, but .....The situation seemed strange. I was excited to be there but not as excited as I should have been. Their expectations
of my performance worried on my mind, and part of me wondered why I should care if it was going to be a one time
thing. And part of me felt like a novice again wondering what I was doing of if what I was doing as right.
I redoubled my efforts and explorations with my fingers until Julie screamed out "do you even know what you are
doing?" She began on a tirade about how what movements of hers were supposed to be cues to me as well as that my
fingernails were too sharp. Raven, on the other hand, looked satisfied but dissappointed that I didn't give her an
old fashioned banging.
The phone rang and the three of us were going shopping..................
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We arrived at the store and I was beginning to feel exhausted. I was anxious to get back to our threesome and at the
same time was mulling over what happened in my mind. THe girls went shopping while I wandered into the lobby of the
store to find a place to sit. There was a security guard there asking me if I had been to the store before and if I
needed help. It was cozy little lobby darkly lit, wood pannelling and comfortable couches. I replied that I had been in the store before but not that particular one. He asked which state I had been in a
store and I replied with Florida, hoping that was right.He turned around and entered something into a keyboard and the lights dimmed more and a tv began playing me a little
advertising spiel.
I must have gooten bored with that, for soon I found myself at home with Cathy and she appeared grumpy. She was
worried I had not called or she did not know where I was or something. I told her everything about my encounter with
Raven and Julie and asked if she was mad.She wasn't mad, in fact she wanted to meet Julie so they could commiserate over some of my other faults
Women..........