Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Fed Ex Terrorism



I don't know what it is about Fed Ex and DFW, but this seems like the third crash of one of their trucks in the area in the past year (one I can't find)
Today:


FedEx truck crash scatters parcels north of Fort Worth

October 2006:

Truck's trailer slides off 75-Bush interchange



Maybe someone is targeting their trucks. Maybe Santa is mad at the competition. Or maybe their drivers just need to slow down. Imagine having to pick up all those packages....

Friday, September 21, 2007

PATU


So, I was watching the news at lunch yesterday and saw that this PETA commercial had been banned in Houston for being too racy.

Personally I don't think it is any more racy than something you would see on regular tv, but that's just me.
I'm more concerned that PETA is making commercials to show in Texas. I understand the whole concept behind their "nude advertising" but really they are kidding themselves. Once a guy sees a decent looking nude woman, he is going to forget whatever thing it is supposed to be advertising.

PETA, to me is just as bad as the moral majority! If that's the way you want to live your life and kill your children, that's ok with me. Just don't start preaching it to me. It kind of makes me want to have literature from both sides that I can out when the other side hands me a pamphlet. I can see it now:

Missionary Volunteer: "Do you accept Jebus as your lord and Savior?"
Me: " MEAT IS MURDER!!!!" and then splash said crusader with pig's blood

Anyway, it got me thinking of doing a parody of PETA and calling it PATU

Putting
Animals
To
Use


For the first bit I would climb out of the pool naked like Ms. Silverstone and then pick up a cat or pomeranian to use as a towel.

The second idea was a bit more involved, but would play on some other environmental aspects, like instead of using cars for transport we could harness cats and dogs to our vehicles and help cut down the smog. Or instead of making luggage out of animal skins we could use human skins. And then, of course, there would have to be something along the lines of Soylent Green.

I think Robely is going to put me back in the padded room now......

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Boogie Fever

This past weekend Robely an I went to a dance recital for my friend's daughter. Now, when he first invited me to an "Indian dance recital" I was thinking in Western terms of a bunch of little kids doing a demonstration of tap or jazz dance. The kind of stuff I watched my sister do when I was younger, but the Indian version.

It turns out I was way off the mark.

First off, Ram's daughter is not as young as I thought she would be, in fact she is a high school student. Secondly there was no class, only the one dancer.

In the tradition she learned under, once the dancer reaches a certain point the guru allows the student to perform a show for an audience of friends and family. It is almost like a rite of passage, as well as an endurance test for the dancer, as she performed for the better part of four hours.

The dance started off with the dancer, Jay, performing a dance in thanks to the musicians, audience, God and her guru. The second dance illustrated her mastery of the basic moves.

There was quite a crowd, with people coming from Kansas and Atlanta pointed out to me, and by the end Ram was beaming like a proud Papa. We mingled with the crowd during the intermission and had Samosas (the Indian chimichanga) and coffee.

After the intermission, there were several other dances, that seemed to increase in complexity, culminating in another dance praising God, the musicians, her guru and the audience. Followed by a presentation of gifts to all those involved and some words by the parents. The audience was given gifts as well, a small bag of Indian sweets and a small icon of Ganesh. In between the dances, there was a moderator who would give a great explanation of the dance to come and some history behind the chosen piece.

I've included a sample from my camera, which I was quite pleased with (being my first foray into video with it). My only regret is that it does not fully capture the complex facial movements involved in the dances.

Dusty and Stell were at the show as well and afterwards we decided to grab some dinner. We ended up at Avocado Roll n' Sushi. The first time I went here, I kind of formed a snobbish opinion of the place. I have gotten tired of these "fusion" restaurants like Pei Wei and PF Changs, where they seem to so Westernize the food that it is about like what you can find in the freezer section of any grocery store. Overpriced, bland food served in a forced nouvaeu chic atmosphere. But Stell summed it up best, when I remarked that I thought the sushi was below average. (All of the items seem to have avocado and cucumber). She pointed out that you don't go there for sushi, you go there for the sushi rolls, and in that class there are few better.

Monday, September 10, 2007

Morals Police in the Airport

Too hot for flight


Mon, 10 September 2007
In what seems a story coming from Iran rather than the US, the land of the brave and free, an American woman was kicked out of a plane because her dress is too revealing.

The woman went on TV to prove her point, that she wasn't dressed "inappropriately", how SouthWest airline put it.

Ebbert, 23, told the Today Show's Matt Lauer that an airline employee asked her to come up to the front of the plane just before the crew closed the plane's doors.

"He told me, 'I'm sorry but you're going to have to catch a later flight because you are dressed inappropriately, this is a family airline and you are too provocative to fly on this flight'," Ebbert said. "I said, 'What part is it? The shirt? The skirt? Which part?' He said, 'the whole thing.'"

Ebbert said she was on a day trip from San Diego to Tucson for a doctor's appointment and had no luggage, so she had nothing to change into. She was allowed to stay on the flight, she said, after agreeing to pull up her tank top and pull down her skirt.

Ebbert wore the same outfit on the Today Show that she was wearing at the time of the incident, she said.

SouthWest in a statement said that they have acted as regulated in the procedure.

--Malta Star


I find this whole affair a bit disturbing. I remember as a kid, you went to the airport somewhat dressed up. With 9/11 and all the new security rigamarole and the growth of American laziness attitudes have changed. Many times I have seen passengers in sweat pants and t-shirts. This woman is "dressed to the nines" compared to others I've seen in the airport.

Somehow, I don't think we are getting the whole story

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

CHUPACABRA lives!


Roadkill in Cuero breathes life into legend of creature

The Associated Press


The Associated Press/Eric Gay
Phylis Canion holds the head of what she is calling a chupacabra. She found the strange animal dead on a road.

CUERO -- Phylis Canion lived in Africa for four years. She has been a hunter all her life and has the mounted heads of a zebra and other exotic animals in her house to prove it.

But the roadkill she found last month outside of her ranch was a new one even for her, worth putting in a freezer hidden from curious onlookers: Canion believes she may have the head of the mythical bloodsucking chupacabra.

"It is one ugly creature," Canion said, holding the head of the mammal with big ears, large fanged teeth and grayish-blue, mostly hairless skin.

Canion and some of her neighbors discovered the 40-pound bodies of three of the animals over four days in July outside her ranch in Cuero, 90 miles southeast of San Antonio. Canion said she saved the head of the one she found so she can get to get to the bottom of its ancestry through DNA testing.

She suspects, as have many rural denizens over the years, that the chupacabra may have killed up to 26 of her chickens in the last couple of years.

What tipped Canion to the possibility that this was no ugly coyote, but perhaps the legendary creature, is that the chickens weren't eaten or carried off -- all the blood was drained from them, she said.

Chupacabra means "goat sucker" in Spanish.

But what folks are calling a chupacabra is probably just a strange dog, said veterinarian Travis Schaar of the Main Street Animal Hospital in nearby Victoria.

Canion's site