In response to Harry Potter

I'd like to take this moment to answer a bit of fan mail I received.
I won't repeat the whole letter but just answer some of the questions
:

Yes I have read the latest Harry Potter book and yes, my wife looks slightly like an older fatter Potter (in the films) especially if you have been drinking.

But no, we were married before I saw the first movie and NO,NO, No I will not carve a lightning bolt on her forehead and post pictures of her naked.

We now return you to scheduled programming..................